DO NOT PATRONIZE MASTER'S PAINT AND BODY SHOP!!!

If you are from Auburn, BE SURE TO READ THIS!

DO NOT PATRONIZE MASTER'S PAINT AND BODY SHOP!!!

The owner's name is Mike and he is one of the biggest mother fuckers I've ever met. He will promise a lot and like all mother fuckers deliver nothing and he will stand on his holy "i've been doing this for 16 years" pedestral treat you like shit.

Also, he will die from the heart surgery that he has scheduled in the near future, his wife will fuck the priest at the funeral and his son will be a faggot.

He will also go to gay heaven.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Righteous Hand of Vengance.

I hope his wife get's herpes from that priest and his son will shag a camel on the internet.

Wait... that's already happened.