I've never made New Year Resolutions but

This year, I hope to:

• Get more As and less Cs (hopefully nothing below a C)
• Stop overspending
• Get back to my old self (physically lol)
• Stop passing up a good thing

And I hope people will

• Give me a whole lot of money
• Give me a bloody internship (preferably at Coca Cola NA in Atlanta)
• Buy me a 645i
• Fall head over heels for me (applies to hot chix only pls. Definitely no guys!!!)
• Stop cutting in front of me then step of the brakes

I also hope that George Bush will

• Learn to speak proper English
• Realize that Iran is not a province of Afghanistan
• Realize that overwhelming amounts of sand do not constitute a weapon of mass destruction
• Raise taxes of the rich and lower that of the poor (not the other way around DUH!)
• Stop putting inept friends in positions of power
• Step down(?)

Lastly, I hope that the Democrats will

• Pay me for stating the above few points about George Bush

Anyone wishing to discuss payment can leave a comment. Thanks in advance.