/* Amor vincit omnia */

Monday, March 26, 2007

:(

I miss you Rie

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Seductin style (for Rie) lol





Friday, September 29, 2006

What goes around comes around.

Sometimes, you get what's coming around; sometimes, you ARE what's coming around. I don't know about you, but I do like BEING what comes around better than getting it.

Heh I do like seeing karma smack people in the face though...

Thursday, September 28, 2006

The most dangerous fruit in the world

The durian is considered the most dangerous fruit on earth. I'm not kidding. Wear a hard hat in a durian plantation please.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Happy National Day

Happy National Day to all Singaporeans. News is that recently a row of flags was stolen from the forth floor of a certain housing board block of flats. Apparently we've imported all sorts of foreign talent, including petty thieves. I guess Singaporeans have become so bad at thievery that it's being outsourced. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Act of God (plus stupidity on my part)

Lightning struck a power line near my apartment yesterday. The resultant power surge killed the tv, gamecube and rendered the wan port of the wireless router inoperable. It was at that point in time when I realized that the surge protector that I had was hooked up to a power socket that wasn't earthed. Never thought such a thing would happen. Fucking Alabama and its surface power lines. I guess I was too used to having power lines BURIED IN THE GROUND.

Since now I am broke and bored, I've set up the Vic Lee's Lightning Disaster Fund. Please send any contributions via paypal to leenian@auburn.edu.

Friday, July 21, 2006

UFO COVERUP!

Are you a conspiracy theorist? Do you believe that a UFO crashed in Roswell in the 50s and was covered up by the US government? I've thought a bit about this after watching a UFO documentary on the National Geographic Channel the other day, and a revelation struck me. There is no conspiracy. I know this simply because of the fact that the world was poised on the brink of nuclear war in those times. The government of the United States, as well as that of Red Russia would have reported any UFO crashes at that time, as despite appearances, both governments feared war above all else. Proof of a greater threat to humanity in the form of technologically advanced aliens would have been the catalyst required to bring all mankind together in one cause, and bridge any rifts between human cultures.

There is no government cover up. Get a life. The only aliens in Roswell are Mexicans.